Sunday, March 04, 2007

After Dinner Jokes

Just home from the Conservative Conference Dinner. Michael Dobbs was the guest speaker. Jokes to share.

The Lady said to Mr Churchill, "If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee". Mr Churchill replied, " If you were my wife I would drink it".

An elderly couple sitting quietly in front of the fire, when she suddenly smacked him across the face, saying "That is for being such a lousy lover over the last few years". After a few minutes, he smacked her across the face saying, "And thats for knowing".

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